- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Your mums a penis joke.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A man... walks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

I've got a dig bick

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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