- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your mums a penis joke.

A man... walks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

I've got a dig bick

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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