What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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