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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What'sucks and white Jackson

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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