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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's clear and wet? water

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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