You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Flop dog

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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