Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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