A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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