You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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