'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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