- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

this is not an anti joke

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Knock Knock Not Yet

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Mormons having fun.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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