I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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