- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Nock Nock It's open.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

knock knock Labrinth come in

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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