- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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