knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

thumb_up thumb_down +26

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

"33"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops