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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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