- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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