knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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