What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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