- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

girls basketball

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

bryden is a faggot

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Women's rights

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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