- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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