- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

WNBA

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??