- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

you know whats funny... nothing.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

acualy is dolan

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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