What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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George Bush.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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raisin boogers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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