- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Bumsniffer

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Women's rights.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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