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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's 9 + 10 19

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Mark Wilson

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

0 + 0 = 0

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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