Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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DESERT

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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religion.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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tee hee

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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