A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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