- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did Delaware? A coat.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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