- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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