- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a apple a apple

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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