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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

An English man walks into a pub.

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