What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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a man said hi.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Penis

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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