What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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your mom died.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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