- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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