whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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