Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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