What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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