How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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banana

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The Game.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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