Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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