Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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