Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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