What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Cheese stick

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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hey John will you make some copies

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Hi

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Anti Joke

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