Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Womens' Rights

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Your Mom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Harry Styles

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Charlotte Bobcats

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woman's rights

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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more chocolate?

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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