Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Im black

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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womens rights

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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