- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

knock knock who's there aids

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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