- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

full house

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Dance is a sport

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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