Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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