- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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