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Romans rights.

A mans opinion.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

speech and debate.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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