Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Gingers.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Butt poop.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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girls basketball

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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