John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Spotto

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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