- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Justin Bieber got laid

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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