Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Cripples are lame.

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Where's my baby??

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What you reading? reading?

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Get in the car.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Dance is a sport

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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