An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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penis

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Jews

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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