I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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brandon ya twwat

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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