- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Pineapple.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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