- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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