What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A women's opinion.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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