Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Neither have I

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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