What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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falling didnt make the difference

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

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