- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Black People.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

your going to die

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