- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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