A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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