Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Neither have I

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Jews

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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