65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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what time is it? 3:16

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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religion.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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who is mark

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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