- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What is White over Black? Society.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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