- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Darude - Sandstorm

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

you know whats funny... nothing.

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