- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Cleveland winning something

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Take off your shoes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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