- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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