If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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69 :)

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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your mother

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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