Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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knock knock piss off

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Anti Joke

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