Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Dylan is a person

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a man is running away

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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