Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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my whole life!

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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