wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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women's rights.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Black people

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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