- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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