- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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