What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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