a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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