- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

i'm funny

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Your existance.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

the love boat

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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