- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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