- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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