- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What number comes after 29? 30.

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pickle sniffer

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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