- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

? I hate niiggers ?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Women's rights

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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