The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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