Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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